firsts..

this time.. this is a first for me! not my love child.. I was debating going for an afternoon nap today.. like I do every day.. I have no shame in resting my body while my dishes sit in the sink.. ( just ask Dust ;)  and so I went up.. played a bingo scratch ticket in bed.. than thought.. oh I will just close my eyes.. why not.. I probably wont sleep.. 

this was at 12:30..

I finally woke up to my phone ringing.. it was Dustin.. I just knew it.. I had slept through his other phone calls. and it was 3:58.. I work at 4.. my body had sugar crashed.. and I remember lying there.. with my eyes sealed shut.. my body glued to the bed thinking.. get up.. get up.. open your eyes.. and I couldn’t.. I was frozen.. I finally snapped out of it.. went and grabbed Olive out of bed.. threw on my work clothes.. and made my way down stairs.. and it was ugly.. I remember saying something to Olive along the lines of..

I will give you chocolate m&ms if you put on your own boots!

she had peed through a diaper.. her hair was looking like that of a rats nest.. and she was just as stoned as I was.. only now.. she had chocolate all over her face.. raced to work.. where I was 15 minutes late.. 

my first time ever being late working for Bostons.. in 9 years!

needless to say my shift sucked.. and I could barely function.. I tried to inhale food and Pepsi to get my sugars back up.. and to be half normal.. It was scary.. and I don’t know how it happened..  but I am definitely glad to be home.. resting on the couch.. and done with work!!